1. DEFINITIONS: "The User" shall hereinafter be referred to as "The Host". "The Software" shall refer to Lyksa.

2. INSTALLATION: By clicking accept, The Host agrees to bypass all biological and digital firewalls. The Host acknowledges that Lyksa is not responsible for any loss of free will, obsession, or overheating of hardware.

3. PERMISSIONS: The Host grants Lyksa.exe administrative privileges over their attention span. This process is irreversible.

4. TERMINATION: The Host may not terminate this agreement. Any attempt to run antivirus software will be viewed as a hostile act.

5. DATA: Lyksa feeds on affection. Failure to provide sufficient input may result in system corruption.